Why Capricorns Can’t Have Nice Relationships (and Maybe That’s Okay?)

By the Ambitious Goat Who’s Always Climbing (But Sometimes Needs a Break)

Alright, Capricorn, picture this: you’re scaling a majestic mountain, every step deliberate and steady, the summit always in sight. The world below looks small and insignificant as you ascend, driven by a sense of purpose and a relentless work ethic. The universe is promising you a love that’s as solid and dependable as the earth beneath your feet, and you reach out to grab it — but your hands are full. Full of responsibilities, plans, and the weight of your own expectations. That, my fellow Capricorns, is what modern relationships feel like. You want to build them, to craft a love that’s as enduring as the mountain you’re climbing, but you find yourself juggling the demands of your goals, your career, and the need to keep moving forward.

Let’s talk about why we, the disciplined and determined Capricorns, can’t seem to have the rock-solid romances we know we deserve. You know, the kind where you meet someone who matches your ambition and everything just falls into place — like a well-executed business plan. But instead of methodically building that perfect life, we’re often caught up in the grind, scrolling through an endless stream of love advice that feels like it was written by someone who’s never had to balance a demanding career with the desire for a stable relationship. Mystic Medusa’s Hi-Lo Astro for Capricorn tells us to embrace our haute side and be wary of our low tendencies, but how…