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How to Spiritually Cleanse Your Apartment: A Guide to Clearing Negative Energy and Inviting Positivity

AKA: John French
5 min readAug 15, 2024

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You’ve just moved into a new apartment — your dream pad, where the light floods in through the windows just so, and the hardwood floors whisper sweet nothings to your feet. But something feels off. Maybe the previous tenant left more than their IKEA bedframe behind. Or perhaps your once-beloved space has recently hosted one too many stress-fueled Zoom calls, and now the air feels thicker than a bad first date.

Whatever the case, it’s time to cleanse your apartment. We’re not just talking about Windex and elbow grease here, folks. We’re going deeper — into the realm of spirit cleansing. Yes, I’m talking about ridding your space of negative energies, lingering spirits, or just that overall funk that’s been hanging around like an unwelcome guest.

So, grab your sage, put on your most contemplative expression, and let’s embark on this journey together. By the end of this, your apartment will feel as light and airy as a rom-com on Netflix. Let’s get started.

Step 1: Prepare Yourself and Your Space

Set Your Intention

First things first: you need to get your head in the game. Why are you doing this? Are you banishing the ghost of a terrible ex? Trying to shake off the post-move-in blues? Whatever the reason, set a clear intention. This isn’t just woo-woo talk — your intention is the backbone of the entire ritual. Think…

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AKA: John French
AKA: John French

Written by AKA: John French

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